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Nygmus
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Quote package 1

Post by Nygmus » 22 Aug 2010, 15:27

[CHAT] Nygmus: -- 'There was nobody there. Of course, if she turned around, the snowman had moved three feet closer (without leaving any tracks), its stick-arms were raised menacingly, and it had an evil grin, spelled out in chunks of charred wood, on its face.'

<11:40pm> [CHAT:OOC] Cosor: -- 'Nygmus the snowman'
<11:40pm> [CHAT:OOC] Cosor: -- 'Was a happy jolly soul?'
<11:41pm> [CHAT:OOC] Cosor: -- 'Or something?'
<11:41pm> [CHAT:OOC] Sokeri: -- 'WITH A CORNCOB PIPE'
<11:41pm> [CHAT:OOC] Sokeri: -- 'AND A ROBOT NOSE'
<11:41pm> [CHAT:OOC] Cosor: -- 'And a grin that terrified your soul!'






-Nygmus> http://lee.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/18.jpg
<11:14pm> -Borfin> Christ
<11:15pm> -Borfin> That's like my fucking cat
<11:15pm> -Borfin> She sees this
<11:15pm> -Borfin> huge ass fucking beefy dog
<11:15pm> -Borfin> Like
<11:15pm> -Borfin> Teeth and fat and legs
<11:15pm> -Borfin> that's all it's got
<11:15pm> -Borfin> Snarling and snapping and roaring and tearing at its leash
<11:15pm> -Borfin> She's like a fucking pea
<11:15pm> -Borfin> standing next to a goddamn tree
<11:15pm> -Borfin> that's the size difference
-Nygmus> XD
<11:15pm> -Borfin> Whirling gnashing foaming saliva
<11:15pm> -Borfin> this fucking dog is like death on a leash
<11:15pm> -Borfin> I hand the muzzle to the owner and say "you do it"
<11:16pm> -Borfin> What does my cat do?
<11:16pm> -Borfin> My fucking cat
<11:16pm> -Borfin> My fucking retard cat
<11:16pm> -Borfin> hisses and swipes at the air
<11:16pm> -Borfin> THIS DOG
<11:16pm> -Borfin> WILL FUCKING EAT THIS CAT IN ONE BITE
<11:16pm> -Borfin> YOU ARE DECLAWED YOU STUPID FUCK.
<11:16pm> -Borfin> swiping a paw
<11:16pm> -Borfin> with NO CLAWS
<11:16pm> -Borfin> at gnashing death machine.
<11:16pm> -Borfin> would TOTALLY do the same thing to the bird.
-Nygmus> omg. Can't stop laughing

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